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nihilistic-void:

This is the animal they chose to represent Satan. 

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Accuser

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Seducer

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Destroyer

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The Father of Lies

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Evil Personified

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Just think about that for a moment. 

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larstheyeti:

sorry tongue, I didn’t have any warning…

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goldblxxded:

poyzn:

This is either a cruel joke or horrifying.

ok but did they watch the tapes

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iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

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pineplapple:

This is hands down the best parody twitter ever

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slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

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omgpoetry:

this is funny

like really, really funny

You sly bugger. That took me a while.

I have googled my life away. I have read bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical meaning behind the numbers. I have become a modern Gallup trying to ask people to help me figure this out. What the FUCK does it mean.

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drkomodo:

When I heard Orlando Bloom threw a punch at Justin Bieber I knew I had to make something. This is it.

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"i will not apologize for being too much for you.
i saw that girl in the dress that fell midway from thigh to knee.
you called her a slut and when i looked down at my own hemline i wondered what you truly thought of me.
do you remember the rosy lipstick that you asked me not to wear because i was “pretty without it?”
so did you think i was ugly with it?
for a month you needed a haircut but i never said anything because if you like it long you like it long,
but then you said “all i ask is don’t wear your hair up, i like it more down”
as if your opinion was supposed to matter so much to me.
so i’m not sorry for wearing tight dresses or for not holding my tongue.
i’m not sorry for keeping the lipstick
or for making more money than you
or for losing my temper when you rolled your eyes at my convictions.
i was a river and you were a dam;
you should have known i would crash through you.
i was the noise you wanted to silence and the pistol you wanted to lock
and no, i will never apologize."

- if you wanted a girl you could control, you picked the wrong one. (via sheets-and-eyelids)

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